Alyssa has snarkily lampooned twelve of the world’s strangest end-of-the-world scenarios, here for your enjoyment.
- Muslim: Taste the Doom of Fire
- Buddhist: Omnidirectional Zergling Rush
- Raëlian: Waiting Room Battle Royale
- Zoroastrian: Hot, Sticky Justice
- Space Gas: Death by Comet Farts
- Tsunami: The Surf Shop at the End of the World
- Norse: Wolves and Snakes and Eyjafjallajökull, Oh My!
- Y2K: Your Mother Smelt of Subroutines
- Left Behind: Romania Will Rise Again
- Nostradamus: Unspecified Event at Unknown Time with Voluptuous Edith
- Mesoamerican: This Magic Skull Goes All the Way to…Zero
- Christian: Thrust In Thy Sharp Sickle