Apocalypse of the Week

Alyssa has snarkily lampooned twelve of the world’s strangest end-of-the-world scenarios, here for your enjoyment.

1. Muslim: Taste the Doom of Fire
2. Buddhist: Omnidirectional Zergling Rush
3. Raëlian: Waiting Room Battle Royale
4. Zoroastrian: Hot, Sticky Justice
5. Space Gas: Death by Comet Farts
6. Tsunami: The Surf Shop at the End of the World
7. Norse: Wolves and Snakes and Eyjafjallajökull, Oh My!
8. Y2K: Your Mother Smelt of Subroutines
9. Left Behind: Romania Will Rise Again
10. Nostradamus: Unspecified Event at Unknown Time with Voluptuous Edith
11. Mesoamerican: This Magic Skull Goes All the Way to…Zero
12. Christian: Thrust In Thy Sharp Sickle