As promised to our Patreon backers, Alyssa and Ania now deliver our custom Cards Against Humanity expansion. 63 new black cards and 162 new white cards await you all, to add a sexy, fishy, Lovecraftian, and misandric dimension to your Cards Against Humanity sessions.
Some favorite black (question) cards:
The weird new fish recently discovered off the coast of Burma makes heavy use of ____________ in its mating display.
Last time I bought meth from the one-eyed guy with the nervous tick in the trailer park, I instead received __________ cut with ___________.
When my goldfish died, I went on a six-week rampage of _________________, SO THAT THEY TOO WOULD KNOW LOSS.
Some favorite white (answer) cards:
Making him a sub.
Presiding over a sex empire from a throne made of RealDolls.
Being a woman on the Internet.
Getting confused and accidentally eating the head of your sex partner.
Actually having a moment to talk about our lord and savior Christ Jesus.
And that’s only the beginning–the choicest cards are inside. Download the complete set of 225 new cards here: Alyssa and Ania Splain You A Thing CAH expansion.
This set would not have been possible without several conversations with and many contributions from Miri Mogilevsky. See if you can’t recognize the ones she provided 🙂